america is full of shit and, everybody knows it. the big bad wolf in the field waging a fabricated twenty+ year war on terror and an imaginary forty+ year war on drugs… wait that war might not be imaginary, it’s actually just a war on which drugs we are willing to accept: cocaine, from our southern neighbors or, heroine and alcohol from our asianiatic friends who helped us get started as a nation. this unease of dealing goes all the back to the golden days of the boston tea party, and though we may not agree on the price we do agree the shit’s a lot of fucking fun to do and steal. that’s why i don’t understand why if wwiii were to break out right now, where would america get off thinking that it’s cool to just sit back and watch the fireworks from across the pond. we started this gangsta shit after all.
in grade school i always got a’s butt uhhhhhh… fuck that shit.. white people bee lying and eye bee having ?uestions. one of mi biggest ?’s that no one can ever seem to answer is how in the flying sailing fuck did christopher columbus white ass end up all the way across the atlantic in america after he told the queen he was going to india to buy sugar and spices on some jesus shit. the queen had gold and she knew cc was a fuckboy off jump. he had just returned from india on an extended stay, spent all his allowance, and the rumor mill was saying he was giving up the bootyhole to an indian prince and making promises he couldn’t keep in exchange for power.
let us also take this moment to remind ourselves the earth is round. you can direct your attention celestially where you will notice the stars orbital rotation through the heavens and, once again if you were to travel to any of the lands coastal sands notice as you decline into sea level, you do not take any sharp steps but you gradually shift into a slope that eventually lands you on your back and circling off into an edge of nothingness.
the queen, knowing christopher columbus’ religious stance was in jeopardy suspected foul play and commissioned someone to follow after him on his voyage. halfway through the voyage the following sailor [we'll call him argentino] was said to have sent letters back to the queen telling her that chrisopher had abandoned his route to india and set sail for the americas which argentino had already previously discovered on her command.
right here is proof that chrisopher columbus did not discover america. once columbus landed on american soil he quickly realized he was not the first man to travel this land as he was met by what he idiotically called an indian [native american].